The Cleavage Caddy

Totally genius? Or totally insane?

Mazantri Creations mission is to use ingenuity to provide clever creative ideas that meet the demands of our modern society while providing excellent customer service. We are committed to maintaining the integrity behind the products we provide. In providing the service we are presenting we stand behind our products if you are not completely satisfied please return and we will issue a refund.

We are excited to offer a variety of accessories that can be worn by all shapes and sizes. We offer the Cleavage Caddy for the woman who wants a little lace to accent their attire, and the Cleavage Caddy II for the woman who wants the convenience of the pockets for storage or traveling but doesn’t need the lace.

Marine wife

I love being a Marine wife. If anything, I can say it's very intertaining. So out here we drove to a local Army base to visit the commisary... Now out here the Army and Navy's bases are manned by some private security company (something I still think is totally bazar). Anyways, so as we drive up to the sentry, i'm shuffling around to find my ID (they require 100% ID card checks) and I read barking... Not dog barking, but like a person barking.

"Marines are about the most peculiar breed of human beings I have ever witnessed. They treat their service as if it was some kind of cult, plastering their emblem on almost everything they own, making themselves up to look like insane fanatics with haircuts to ungentlemanly lengths, worshipping their Commandant almost as if he was a god, and making weird animal noises like a band of savages. They'll fight like rabid dogs at the drop of a hat just for the sake of a little action, and are the cockiest SOB's I have ever known. Most have the foulest mouths and drink well beyond man's normal limits, but their high spirits and sense of brotherhood set them apart and , generally speaking, of the United States Marines I've come in contact with, are the most professional soldiers and the finest men I have had the pleasure to meet." (An Anonymous Canadian Citizen)

Songs for Soldiers

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!

"Songs for Soldiers is a great new way for Americans to offer a tangible expression of gratitude to our Troops serving in harm’s way. The goal of Songs for Soldiers is to give a new MP3 player to every single active duty service member in Iraq and Afghanistan. Each player will be pre-loaded with songs from a variety of artists who have donated their music to this effort."

My Followers

Holy cow, I have 51 followers...

When did this happen???

I had absolutely no clue that there were that many people who regularly read this blog...

Now I feel kinda bad about taking 2 and 3 month breaks without blogging.

50 things I miss about Southern California

So I've been thinking... Above all the places I've lived in... I think I defiantly miss California the most... Which isn't unusual seeing how I lived there the longest, 17 years. So I sat down and tried to compile a list the of ten things I miss most about California... But I just couldn't do it. Ten was too little... So I compiled a list of the 50 things I miss about Southern California. ::HaHa:: Enjoy.

50- Fume guards on gasoline nozzles
49- Rice Rockets
48- Being within driving distance of Mexico
47- The guys selling oranges in the middle of the road.
46- Wienershnitzel
45- KTLA 5
44- Vietnamese markets
43- Low riders
42- Knowing people who are in a band
41- Being able to check my mail without having to drive to the mailbox
30- Sugar Shack's Breakfast Burritos
29- The Museums
28- Bagelmania's "Raspberry Mocha Kiss"
27- "SoCal Punk Rock"
26- Toilet seat covers in public restrooms
25- BJ's pazooki's
24- The leaves NOT falling from the trees in September
23- Jack in the Box's Tacos
22- Being able to bike freely and worry about impending death
21- Six-lane interstates full of people who know how to drive faster than 70 miles per hour
20- Homosexuals
19- Ghetto beach housing
18- Cheap Coronas
17- The cute signs with Mexican's running across the street on the 5 in San Diego.
16- Trader Joe's
15- The Shopping (Glendale Galleria, Burbank Town Center, Fashion Valley, The Beverly Center, Universal Citywalk, South Bay Galleria, The Grove, Long Beach Towne Center, South Coast Plaza, Irvine Marketplace, Fashion Island)
14- In 'N Out
13- The Orange County Fair
12- Mother's Market Potato Tacos
11- Wearing flip flops in the winter and not having people look at me like I'm insaine.
10- Not needing central air, just open windows and ocean breezes
9- Carls Jr being called "Carls Jr"... "Hardees" is just plane wrong
8- Televised Police Chases
7- Rubio's fish taco's
6- Dim Sum
5- Del Taco
4- SoCal Slang... IE: Surf Slang (gnarly, rad, sick, epic, buzzkill) & Valspeak (where "like", "and", "so", "whatever", and "totally" are spoken far too often)
3- "Taco Tuesdays"
2- The Weather, mild winters, not too humid summers.
1- Amusement Parks
...Knotts, Sea World, Disneyland, San Diego Wild Animal Park, Birch Aquarium, Wild Rivers, Six Flags, Universal Studios, Aquarium of the Pacific, Raging Waters, LA Zoo, Santa Ana Zoo, etc.