Quotes to Live By

Bad news

So the conversation with my attorney didn't go exactly as I planned today... "You weren't planning on getting re-married any time soon were you? Ok, good... Because I've got some bad news... Are you sitting down? Well because of government cuts the court system is a little backed up... Well no, it used to be 9 months to get assigned a court hearing... it's a little longer... This isn't going to make you happy... Are you sitting down? Ok well turns out the courts backed up about 3 years to get divorce hearings..." :-o I can NOT believe I have to wait another 3 years to get divorced!

Quotes to Live By

Quotes to Live By

Crap my B.R.A.T. Says

Lil'bit: "Mommy, Mia had a baby brother last week and her mommy brought him to school today... I wish I could have a baby sister... But I never will because you don't eat meat"

Me: "What's the fact I'm a vegetarian have to do with anything?"

Lil'bit: "Because that's how you make babes! When a mommy's really really hungry, she eats a whole lot and her stomach gets bigger and bigger... Then all the meat that she ate mushes together in her tummy and it makes a heart and brain and body, and then 18 months later she poops out a baby!"