Labeling yourselves

Looking back on the past few years and all I've got to cram into the next few days before I move... I was just thinkin atleast I didn't slap any "Marine Wife" bumper stickers all over the back on my car... That would have really sucked to be stick with that... Or even worse the wives who go out and get "Marine Wives" tattoos! Does that mean you have to go out and find another Marine to marry?