Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Crap my B.R.A.T. Says

Lil'bit: "Mommy, Mia had a baby brother last week and her mommy brought him to school today... I wish I could have a baby sister... But I never will because you don't eat meat"

Me: "What's the fact I'm a vegetarian have to do with anything?"

Lil'bit: "Because that's how you make babes! When a mommy's really really hungry, she eats a whole lot and her stomach gets bigger and bigger... Then all the meat that she ate mushes together in her tummy and it makes a heart and brain and body, and then 18 months later she poops out a baby!"

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Crap my B.R.A.T. Says

Lil'Bit: "Mom is today leprechaun day?"
Me: "Yes it's St. Patrick's Day."
Lil'Bit: "Well?"
Me: "Well what?"
Lil'Bit: "Did you see any or catch any?"
Me: "Uh, no."
Lil'Bit: "Aww man! They are so sneaky. But I want to find one and invite it to my birfday party." [a minute later] "Aw never mind, it'd be too hard to make tiny goodie bags... let's just find their gold."

Wednesday, March 7, 2012