Crap my B.R.A.T. Says

Lil'bit: "Mommy, Mia had a baby brother last week and her mommy brought him to school today... I wish I could have a baby sister... But I never will because you don't eat meat"

Me: "What's the fact I'm a vegetarian have to do with anything?"

Lil'bit: "Because that's how you make babes! When a mommy's really really hungry, she eats a whole lot and her stomach gets bigger and bigger... Then all the meat that she ate mushes together in her tummy and it makes a heart and brain and body, and then 18 months later she poops out a baby!"