Quotes to Live By

Quotes to Live By

Quotes to Live By

Quotes to Live By

Bad news

So the conversation with my attorney didn't go exactly as I planned today... "You weren't planning on getting re-married any time soon were you? Ok, good... Because I've got some bad news... Are you sitting down? Well because of government cuts the court system is a little backed up... Well no, it used to be 9 months to get assigned a court hearing... it's a little longer... This isn't going to make you happy... Are you sitting down? Ok well turns out the courts backed up about 3 years to get divorce hearings..." :-o I can NOT believe I have to wait another 3 years to get divorced!

Quotes to Live By

Quotes to Live By

Crap my B.R.A.T. Says

Lil'bit: "Mommy, Mia had a baby brother last week and her mommy brought him to school today... I wish I could have a baby sister... But I never will because you don't eat meat"

Me: "What's the fact I'm a vegetarian have to do with anything?"

Lil'bit: "Because that's how you make babes! When a mommy's really really hungry, she eats a whole lot and her stomach gets bigger and bigger... Then all the meat that she ate mushes together in her tummy and it makes a heart and brain and body, and then 18 months later she poops out a baby!"

Crap my B.R.A.T. Says

Lil'Bit: "Mom is today leprechaun day?"
Me: "Yes it's St. Patrick's Day."
Lil'Bit: "Well?"
Me: "Well what?"
Lil'Bit: "Did you see any or catch any?"
Me: "Uh, no."
Lil'Bit: "Aww man! They are so sneaky. But I want to find one and invite it to my birfday party." [a minute later] "Aw never mind, it'd be too hard to make tiny goodie bags... let's just find their gold."

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That awkward moment when...

You find out from FACEBOOK that your [not even] ex-husband knocked up his new girlfriend...

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Quotes to live by...

I'm a slacker.

I've been slacking sooooooo bad with my blog posts lately, I apologize... I've just been so busy I haven't had much time. For reals... Let me explain (or make excuses)... First of all, boy is this divorce a lot of work... Like no kidding, this is probably why people pay lawyers thousands and thousands of dollars to do this kinda stuff... It's seriously an insane amount of paperwork and finding random documents that probably haven't seen the light of day in at least half a decade. Secondly, on top of all this divorce paperwork, I am FINALLY in my last semester in school (I'm a full time student if anyone didn't know), and of course, I was stupid, and saved my hardest classes till the end... So I've been struggling with that. To add to all that stress, i've been trying to find a full time job and had absolutely zero luck... Not really sure why; I've had quote a few interviews, but no body's biting... And on top of this all, trying to juggle a kid. It helps a little now that she's back in school from winter break, but boy was that rough, trying to get all this done with a little one running around. I am very, VERY thankful for her teachers and the little break they give me to accomplish all the other daily tasks I have.

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