Monday, June 28, 2010

Best Diet

If anything, this divorce will make me thin... I've hardly eaten in three days. I managed to eat a bowl of dry cereal Saturday, only half a plate of oven baked frys yesterday... And all I've managed to eat today was a "Crunch Wrap Supreme" from Taco Bell. Unfortunately I've picked up smoking... So I might wind up with lung cancer, but at least I'll be thin.

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