I got this in one of those email forwards this morning... FYI, I like Pallin, I just thought this was kinda cute...
Top 10 Other Reasons Sarah Palin Won't Release Her Medical Records
10. Doesn't want voters to find out that she took steroids while playing high school basketball.
9. That cheery smile? Yep, Zoloft!
8. Details of her duct tape injury in Miss Alaska pageant could embarrass the campaign.
7. She and Todd sought counselling after he got too close to a caribou.
6. Two words: toenail fungus.
5. Would rather not discuss that emergency room visit where they had to extract the hockey stick.
4. She feels strongly that what a woman does with her own body is none of the government's business.
3. If you give them the medical records, the next thing they're going to ask for is a press conference.
2. She's not yet ready to admit publicly that she was originally a man.
And the No. 1 other reason Sarah Palin won't release her medical records:
1. They show that she was born in Africa.
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